This news report about Lisa Marie Nowak has got me thinking. What a great opportunity for Depends! They ought to fund her defense team. I can see a whole course of new ads appearing on TV.
A desperate, haggard looking lady is driving down a lonely highway late at night, piles of fast food wrappers and pop bottles strewn about her car. Scene changes, she is still driving, piles of wrappers and bottles getting larger as time passes. Mile post signs whizzing by: 350 miles, 495 miles, 631 miles, 849 miles. As she passes mile post 900, a voice-over announces: "Depends! They keep on working when you got to keep going!"
Just a thought.